Była epoka kamienia łupanego, brązu, żelaza. Obecnie w Brukseli rozwija się kultura akronimu. "Sojusz ChallengeEU" brzmi wyzywająco. Wyzywająco głupio. W Brukseli siedzą urzędnicy i pobierają wynagrodzenia za wymyślanie i wypłacają środki do realizacji działań, które muszą mieć jakiś kod. Czy ten "sojusz" jest wyzwaniem dla EU? Bo taka wydaje się semantyka tego potworka językowego. Akronim to źródło środków. Swoista kryptowaluta brukselska. ChallengeEU: Cultivating Holistic SustAinable CoLLaborations: ENGaging Excellence in European Universities.
Dołączyłem do tego trendu ChataGPT
Z przyjemnością 😄
Oto fikcyjny, montypythonowy fragment oficjalnego komunikatu prasowego UE, który brzmi śmiertelnie poważnie i absolutnie niczego nie wyjaśnia:
EUROPEAN COMMISSION
Directorate-General for Needless Affairs
Press Release
Brussels, 14 April (exact year pending evaluation)
The European Commission today proudly announces the formal adoption of Directive (EU) 20XX/NULL establishing the N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E. Framework
(Network Of Needless Standardisation and Excessive Evaluation).
The Directive represents a historic milestone in the Union’s ongoing commitment to streamlining complexity while preserving maximum procedural density.
“This initiative is a clear step forward,” said the Commissioner for Horizontal Alignment and Other Things.
“By introducing a unified approach to previously non-existent issues, we ensure coherence, consistency, and at least three additional reporting obligations per Member State.”
Under the N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E. Framework, Member States shall:
establish a National Point of Contact for Clarification of Ambiguous Clarifications,
submit biannual preliminary draft reports prior to submitting draft preliminary reports,
ensure full compliance with Annex VIIb (as amended by Annex VIIb(b)).
The Commission emphasises that the Directive does not impose any new obligations, except those required for its proper implementation, monitoring, evaluation, re-evaluation, and subsequent evaluation of the re-evaluation.
An Impact Assessment has concluded that the administrative burden will be “moderate to substantial, depending on interpretation”, while benefits are expected to materialise in the medium to long term, or shortly thereafter, subject to further studies.
The Directive shall enter into force twenty days after publication, unless postponed for reasons of alignment, realignment, or philosophical uncertainty.
Oto oficjalne FAQ do Dyrektywy N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E., zatwierdzone jednogłośnie przez Komitet ds. Wyjaśniania Wyjaśnień:
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E. Framework
Network Of Needless Standardisation and Excessive Evaluation
Q1: What is the purpose of the N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E. Framework?
A: The purpose of the Framework is to provide a clear, structured and harmonised approach to issues which are currently insufficiently defined, overdefined, or defined elsewhere in a slightly different way.
Q2: Does this Directive introduce new obligations for Member States?
A: No.
Except for the obligations related to implementation, transposition, monitoring, reporting, evaluation, re-evaluation, coordination, alignment, and optional mandatory participation.
Q3: Is participation mandatory?
A: Participation is voluntary, unless required.
Q4: Who is responsible for implementation at national level?
A: Each Member State shall designate a Competent Authority, or where appropriate, several authorities, or a temporary working group to decide which authority is competent.
Q5: How will compliance be measured?
A: Compliance will be assessed through a combination of self-assessment, peer review, external review, internal reflection, and a final questionnaire consisting mostly of open-ended questions.
Q6: What happens if a Member State is not compliant?
A: In cases of non-compliance, the Commission may:
issue recommendations,
request further information,
request clarification of the information provided,
request clarification of the clarification.
Q7: Is there funding available?
A: Funding may be available, subject to availability of funding, eligibility criteria, additional calls, and proof that the funding is needed to manage the funding.
Q8: How does this Framework interact with existing legislation?
A: The Framework complements, supplements, and where appropriate, partially overlaps with existing Union and national legislation, without prejudice to legislation that it may indirectly affect.
Q9: What is Annex VIIb(b), and do we need to read it?
A: Annex VIIb(b) provides essential technical guidance.
Yes.
No.
It depends.
Q10: When will the benefits of the Framework become visible?
A: Benefits are expected:
in the medium to long term,
after full implementation,
or following a future revision foreseen in the current revision clause.
Q11: Who can be contacted for further questions?
A: Please contact your National Point of Contact, who will contact the relevant authority, who will contact the Commission, who will revert with a request for additional information.
Q12: Is this FAQ legally binding?
A: This FAQ is not legally binding, but should be taken into account, where appropriate, unless otherwise specified.
Znakomicie 😄
Oto oficjalna Instrukcja Wypełniania Formularza N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E., zatwierdzona po 6 rundach konsultacji i jednym głosowaniu proceduralnym bez głosowania:
INSTRUCTION MANUAL
Form N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E.–F/42
(Version 3.1a rev. 3.1a rev. corrigendum)
Please read carefully before, during, and after completion.
1. General Principles
The form must be completed accurately, fully, and incomprehensibly.
All fields are mandatory, except those which are optional but required.
The use of black ink is recommended. Blue ink is acceptable. Pencils are discouraged. Digital submission must be printed.
2. Before You Begin
Before filling in the form, please ensure that you have:
read this instruction manual,
read the summary of this instruction manual,
confirmed that the summary does not contradict the manual,
appointed a Responsible Officer for the Appointment of the Responsible Officer.
Failure to prepare adequately may result in delays, clarifications, or additional preparation.
3. Section A – Identification
Field A1: Name of Entity
Please enter the full legal name, abbreviated name, previous name, and future intended name of the entity.
If the entity does not exist, please indicate “Not Yet” and proceed to Section D.
Field A2: Registration Number
Enter the registration number.
If no registration number exists, request one using Form N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E.–F/41 before continuing.
4. Section B – Self-Assessment
Field B3: Level of Compliance
Tick one of the following boxes:
☐ Fully compliant
☐ Mostly compliant
☐ Partially fully compliant
☐ Compliant in principle
☐ Not compliant, but willing
☐ Not applicable, but still assessed
Please justify your choice in no fewer than 500 words.
5. Section C – Explanations
Field C7: Explanation of Previous Explanation
Please explain the explanation previously provided in Field C6, referring where appropriate to Annex VIIb(b)(ii)(α).
If no previous explanation was provided, explain why an explanation was unnecessary.
6. Section D – Declarations
By signing this form, you declare that:
the information provided is accurate to the best of your knowledge,
the knowledge has been verified,
the verification has been documented,
the documentation can be provided upon request.
Signature must be countersigned by a different person signing in the same capacity.
7. Submission Procedure
Submit the form electronically.
Print the confirmation of electronic submission.
Scan the printed confirmation.
Upload the scan as an attachment to the electronic submission.
Incomplete submissions will be treated as complete but insufficient.
8. After Submission
After submission, you may be contacted to:
Please do not contact the Commission unless contacted first.
9. Validity of the Form
This form is valid:
10. Help and Support
For assistance, please consult:
If the issue persists, please submit a question using Form N.O.N.S.E.N.S.E.–Q/99.
End of Instructions
(This document may be subject to further instructions.)
